You..died?

 Writing prompt: "Hold on, you died" "Yeah, well it didn't stick"


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"So, I was fighting this giant thing that seemed to be made of goo and had tentacles…"

"Are you sure you aren't talking about a dream?"

"Dude, you saw it on TV, you saw ME fighting it."

"I'm still working on believing the whole thing happened."

"Anyway, so I was fighting that thing, and it was like super gross, and there was goo everywhere, and I think no matter how many showers I take there will still be some on my hair, and I just can't get it off which is wrong in a lot of ways. I don't know what the fuck it is made of, but…"

"Get to the point will you?"

"Yeah, right, so I was fighting that thing, and it swallowed me, and I think I died because I saw my life passing in front of me and all that cliche thing about the light  and all, and I'm pretty sure my heart stopped beating at some point, but I'm not sure because I'm here, and I defeated that thing, I mean, I'm sure I stopped breathing for quite a long time while I was inside that thing, but  I don't have any proof that I died, and I'm scared because maybe it caused damage to my heart, and I don't want to die, you know, I appreciate my life, thank you, and maybe I should get a check-up, but…."

"Hold on! Hold on! stop and breath…start from the beginning…you…died?"

"Yeah, well, it didn't stick."